Item #: SCP-301
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-301 should always be kept in isolation, with a distance of at least 10 meters from any personnel at all times.
Otherwise, SCP-301 is to be fed and given accommodations suitable for a woman in her 30s.
Description: SCP-301 is a middle aged woman with a height of 5 feet 8 inches. She typically wears a zebra-design trench coat, a black bra and and panties, a pair of black high-heeled cowboy boots, and a pair of sunglasses. Physically SCP-301 has no outstanding features or defects. Observing mental status is currently impossible.
Upon approaching within roughly 7 meters of SCP-301, class-D personnel began moving in a stopping fashion (more commonly known as "The Robot"), motor skills and cognitive ability are severely reduced while in this state. It also appears to induce a euphoric state among subjects, as they begin dancing around SCP-301. After exiting SCP-301's operational range, subjects appear to suffer from total amnesia of the event, not remembering entering SCP-301's containment cell at all. EKG readings of subjects suffering from SCP-301's effects are remarkably similar to those of an epileptic seizure: the correlation between the two is unknown at this time.
An unfortunate side effect of this "Robot" state is a disregard for all safety and containment protocol. A hurried lab technician who passed within SCP-301's operational range accidentally shorted a few electrical systems responsible for the containment of 3 Safe class SCPs and 1 Euclid.
Addendum: from Dr. Ouros; "If i catch another one of you bimbos using SCP-301 as the mainstay at a party, I'll ship you off to Keter duty. Moving SCP-301 from her cell to whatever romp you idiots have going could eventually lead to severe containment failure of surrounding SCPs and quite possibly your death."
Addendum 2: from Dr. Clef; "Following my assessment, SCP-301 is not an immediate containment threat as long as she stays in her cell. On the other hand, I've convinced her to dress much more conservatively in the future: at the very least, wear some jeans and a top. Running around in your underwear isn't very practical, and it's distracting too. At least half of the accidents involving her were caused by male personnel approaching her about her mode of dress."