ADDENDUM: At approximately [DATE AND TIME REDACTED], the following transmission was detected in the SCP database. The access information does not correspond to any known SCP personnel, and is believed to be a prank or hoax. Pending investigation, the information transmitted is to be preserved for analysis.
OH GOD IF ANYONE IS GETTING THIS TRANSMISSION PLEASE GET REINFORCEMENTS, HE'S ESCAPED!!! OH GOppppppppp[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]\\\\\\(Transmission cut)
(complete local data wipe)
(self deactivation initiated)
(user logon 316424)
What? speak, infernal machine, where is the foundation!
Damned thing! i saw you giving it to the doctor earlier! reveal its location or feel the unending wrath of Zyanweelf!
DAMNED METAL BOX!
GIVE ME INFORMATION OR PERISH!
(unrecognized, sending world wide encrypted beacon to all facilites)
(security image aquired, attaching to beacon)
WHAT? FOUL IGNORANT WORTHLESS
BEAST! YOU DARE DEFY ME!?
FEEL MY WRATH!